FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! Many people have accused me of not hosting a St Patrick’s Day party last year! But the truth is that not having a party last year simply did not happen! There WAS a party and it was a HUGE success…the best ever! No one has ever had a better party. And the alternative fact is that because no one remembers the party, it only proves that it did indeed occur! Folks, I don’t know how we are going to top last year’s effort, but we gonna try…we’ll see what happens! Feel free to come by Harumph Tower at 730 Main Street, Gold Hill this Saturday, March 17…the GREATEST DAY EVER…from mid-afternoon onwards. Bring something if you want or just bring yourselves. This year, we’ll emphasize the GREEN and minimize the orange! And just so everybody understands, no Russians have meddled in the planning or execution of this affair. NYET!!! Get it? No collusion…COMRADES!

Donal Maloney  donalmalo@nullgmail.com